January 2010
vampisaurus: In an effort to be more productive at... →
justinjewell: Jeez, how long's a guy gotta lie on... →
GPappalardo: New Year Predictions: My penis will... →
Spinchange: If we don't have kraft singles, Im... →
redtothetone: 'fuck' may not be one of the... →
benmarvin: Ten years ago I was planning how to... →
scoccaro: Shit @jaredwsmith says: I feel happier... →
RolandSlinger: I proclaim that 2010 should be... →
scoccaro: Shit @jaredwsmith says: "I have the... →
scoccaro: Shit @jaredwsmith says: "stop it! Stay... →
squibble: SHITS ABOUT TO GET REAL, PEOPLE. →
natters1210: Alright, mother fuckers, I'm in a... →
meganv: Guess what I'll be doing for New Years?!?... →
ilikeswears: mean while, back at the county... →
melissasantos: #10yearsago i was at the top of my... →
Spinchange: I knew adding @elbeard to the SMS was... →
elbeard: Die. →
Spinchange: "You have made elbeard's latest tweet... →
elbeard: In all honesty, I hate you and wish your... →
PolarBear_: ZOMG! I just noticed that @Favstar... →
CubaVinnie: Remember that time I reported... →
bigfleet: You can't make this stuff up. There's a... →
kinda_gay: I'm so mad all I can do is DANCE! →
IAmPrettySure: @strungoutonfire is a true linux... →
SeriousBizznass: COME TO MY NEW YEARS EVE BASH:... →
kinda_gay: saying your weed was "laced" because... →
Yagermeister: Oh nothing just stalking Natalie's... →
CubaVinnie: Just noming on that fine elf bitch's... →
CubaVinnie: Hey, remember that time I raped your... →
PolarBear_: Coffee coffee inane bullshit stars... →
annoyatron: HAPPY NEW YEARS YOU FUCKING... →
December 2009
itsjustEm: </NyQuilcoma> →
kinda_gay: investigating where your followers came... →
Yagerbrah333: IF I KISS MY SHOE AT MIDNIGHT WILL... →
SeriousBizznass: TrueTwit validation service →
lafix: I resolve to be choosier about who I kiss.... →
MonikkaB: I don't have to be funny on vacation,... →
Brain_Wash: This isn't a Twitter account. It's a... →
SeriousBizznass: @blairblends nude in bed, RIGHT... →
natebishop: So maybe 2010 will be the year that... →
Girl11Eleven: One of my resolutions is to be more... →
DoogieHowser_MD: 2010 Prediction: Celebrities stop... →
Durrrrrrrrr: I WENT POOPY ON THE STAIRS →
smashadv: It's so cute how the rest of the world... →
sucittaM: Sometimes the only thing that gets me... →
timhaines: Hey you guys still living in the past,... →
conanobrienswyf: If I were a betting man..... I'd... →
imaudihere: I didn't really understand how animals... →
GQbound: Who, me? Oh nothing. Just hanging out:... →
aedison: Man, you watch Groundhog Day twenty-three... →