February 2010
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Guess I shoulda saved that... →
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January 2010
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Konstantine: @annoyatron You missed the meeting... →
Neil_Hamburger: Grammy preview: Worthless corrupt... →
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WadetoBlack: My favorite thing about the snow is... →
lafix: I just now remembered the Titans. →
itsjustEm: I'm watching Smokin' Aces 2 and I... →
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sucittaM: You know what this bar needs? FUCKIN... →
lafix: Grammy night. Or as Jesus likes to call it,... →
yuckyducky: I like my coffee like I like my women.... →
thejohnblog: HER: After Hitler fought the Alamo,... →
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Reaganomics_inc: I like my sundays the same way I... →
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snakeproof: At some point this girl had a dick and... →
IsJonas: Strippers would be funnier if they did... →
navanax: I'm drinking wine because: a) I will... →
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